Now that he's made his departure plans public, White House spokesman Robert Gibbs can focus on his next big event: his favorite college football team's bid for a national title.
Should his Auburn Tigers beat the Oregon Ducks on Monday night, Gibbs says he plans a special D.C. celebration: a toilet paper roll on a White House tree.
"If Auburn wins, I will come back, I will get a little agreement with the Secret Service," Gibbs said in an interview with the CBS College Sports Network to air tonight. "We'll put a couple of rolls [of toilet paper] up there, and then I can help take it down, so it doesn't look like we trashed the place."
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